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Kate Bee Primary School Teacher As In, A Practical, Intelligent Human Being Who Can Be Trusted With The Well Being Of Small, Dependent People Her First Child With Soulmate Dave Is Very Much Wished For Anticipated Planned And Then Thrown, After A Mere Thirty Seven And A Half Hours Of Labour, Face First Into An Abyss Of Unscheduled Disorder, Furtive Public Breastfeeding, Told You So S And A Never Ending, Twitching Inducing Carousel Of Poo Smeared Press Stud Fastening It Turns Out That The Reality Of Motherhood Has Overnight Plonked Its Huge, Great Gruelling Stain Slap Bang In The Middle Of Kate S Idyllic Pre Natal Imaginings Thank God For New Pal Debbie Beyond Her Tousled, Sexy Exterior She S Just A Disillusioned Fellow Mum, Who Offers Kate The Recognition And Understanding She Has Come To So Desperately Crave She S The Only Person In Kate S Life Who Gets It Right